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maggieandtheferociousbeast:

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

new fav insult

(Source: iraffiruse)

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

mlchaeijones:

An accurate description of most Achievement Hunter Let’s Plays 

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biowhat:

"Man, you can throw those sticky bombs faaaaaaar!"

xanotos:

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

Well then

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

(Source: deadlyart)

hoshispades:

hoshispades:

everybodys got a water buffalo 

stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing

you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly

 

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(Source: lovepact)

how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer

do you know what happens when i get near a computer

this happens.

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

(Source: oprahpinky)

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

vanjalen:

95% of that ice cream is still good time is truly of the essence

vanjalen:

95% of that ice cream is still good time is truly of the essence

(Source: best-of-imgur)

beautsinn:

This man gets it.

beautsinn:

This man gets it.

(Source: garlicwhisper)

rottenmeats:

"bi ppl callin themselves gay *annoyed reaction image*"

holy shit shut up your sexuality is ‘homosexual’ and gay is a colloquialism for anything not straight, which is the colloquialism for ‘heterosexual’.  i have to hear about ‘gay rights’ and ‘gay marriage’ all fukin day ignoring everyone else if youre gonna force the term there youre gonna live with other lgbt ppl (the gay commuinity) callin themselves ‘gay’ 

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